What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!