What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.