What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Greengos*

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Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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He wanted Mark Antony !

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Put them inside a woman's body.

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I bet he has to leave the room.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"