What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"