What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"