Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
They always think they're higher then others
Both think the shorter the better.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Swine flu
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
A big wave
They came in like a wrecking ball.
TWERQY.
Unlimited twerky
twerkins
Because there is no Turkey