What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost