When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.