When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.