When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.