What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach