What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.