What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here