What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*