Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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The Salvation Army.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.