Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.