Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military