Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Dude,I already did my time.
He got Lemonaids.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Pair of medics.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
They're so damned hard to peel.
