Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.