What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What tastes good?

Popcorn.