How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Dirty Jokes More Dirty Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.