Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
We only met last week!
I've yet to find someone who knows.
the nine-elephant
Toilet trees.
The colored one.
Gordan Ramses
Because their daddies were mummies.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Under the soap.
You can't step out of them in public.
A sun bath.
Towels.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
The dyke broke.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He wet his plants.
The Forceskin.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
