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A dedipus complex.
His mummy.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he was empty inside.
Alaska my mummy !
Where's popcorn.
Gordan Ramses
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
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The registration of the car that ran him over !
They have mummy issues.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Deady and Mummy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Barbecue tonight!"
Mariah Carey's mouth.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Somebody threw the towel in.
ANKH ANKH!!
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
ShakiRA
Toot Uncommon.
Because of all the cold fission it has.
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Because she's a woman.
They are both X-Men
because Ken always came in another box.
The Big Foreplay.
They've got a "toot in common."
Because he Toots Uncommon.