What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.