What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans