Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

2 Truck Jokes More 2 Truck Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks