For planning high trees, son.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
What are all these landscapers doing here?"
The Brains of Castamere.
Because black people don't have rights.
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
They only had 2 vans
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
A hedge fund manager
Microsoft Paint
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Kurt and Rod
Men at Work
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Because she...let it go!
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Air to the throne.