What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!