What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.