What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.