What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.