What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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With a pita pan.

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They cook their own gooses !

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Because they're both roasted

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Just be *honest* with it man...

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Turkey! Its the bomb!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy