What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"