What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.