What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.