What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.