What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *