What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry