What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.