What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!