What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.