What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

South Jokes More South Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.