What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams