Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.