What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.