What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.