Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.