Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!