Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently