What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.