What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing