What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing