What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose