What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!