How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)