How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)