How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...