Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Give her a couple of test tickles...
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
How about bleeding white
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Because they're dead.
Because it's dead.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Daddy.
