Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.