Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!