What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!