Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander