Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"