What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.