Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.