How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.