How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri