How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.