How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey