What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted