What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals