Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift