Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.