The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
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A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
A comickaze
Because it was Elise
Because it's soda pressing
He was soda pressed.
M'genta
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Most weddings happen in June.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor