The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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Coffee Mug
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
He committed barbercide.
He cuts them short.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
He thought it was Coke!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Getting sleighed.
A: A dependent Claus.
Take away its USB cable.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
A three car pile-up.
Nice.
Chin"ger
They were MAROONED!