What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye