What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.