What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!