Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

German Baker Jokes More German Baker Jokes

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag