Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!