Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!