What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!