What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!